The Record

Whew, TGIF. What a long week. Is it Christmas Break yet? Well, speaking of Christmas, we were thinking that we should bring the Christmas spirit to campus a few weeks early this year. It’s the brightest time of the year! …
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In the spirit of Halloween, we would like to set some guidelines for this weekend, so no one looks like a complete goose. First, you should not celebrate Halloween if your costume is going to completely suck. A person’s Halloween …
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#TommiesSuck BREAKING NEWS: CSB/SJU is at serious risk of contracting a disease this weekend. There has been an outbreak of a contagious strain of ‘toolbox’ syndrome going around the campus of the University of Saint Thomas. While the UST campus …
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#yesperson I woke up Friday morning and went through the usual routine of cleaning my face, brushing my teeth and checking my email. I typically click through my emails and mindlessly delete them, but something stopped me today. The first …
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I see you there – taking the walk of shame on a Tuesday morning. Luckily for you, it’s mashed potato bar day at the Ref. You know what that means? You need to go up for thirds. Most people would …
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I see you over there, rocking your TOMS shoes and your vintage, V-neck Ramones t-shirt, which seems to be three sizes too small because it was the only one left at Ragstock. You’re waiting in line at the Local Blend, …
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