In the spirit of Halloween, we would like to set some guidelines for this weekend, so no one looks like a complete goose. First, you should not
celebrate Halloween if your costume is going to completely suck. A person’s Halloween costume takes much thought and finesse to pull off. You cannot just decide that you are going to dress as a cat and wear minimal clothing. How attractive or trashy you look does not matter. In fact, it is encouraged that you look like someone a girl (or dude) would never even consider talking to.
Let’s make this the most creatively ridiculous day of the year. Don’t get us wrong, we love the ladies; they rev our engines, and as much as we would like to shake your father’s hand for doing a bang-up job raising you to have such uncreative Halloween costume ideas, we have to call you women out for this. So if we see you out in town %u2018celebrating’ this weekend’s festivities dressed up like a total hoochie, we won’t hesitate to blurt out, “Your dad must be proud!” or “Ever think you would end up with the worst costume of the night?” Pull it together people.
Astronaut, cowboy, Power Ranger, pimp, nurse, any animal, Nick Olsen, policeman, Telli Tubbie: these costumes SUCK. They are the definition of unoriginal. If you are planning on dressing up as any of these costumes, do yourself, and everyone else, a favor and stay in and go to bed early.
The process of finding the perfect Halloween costume is an acquired skill, but it is all about trial and error. If you have not figured out by now how to dress yourself on Halloween, stop reading this article now. You’re a lost cause.
If you really want a good costume idea, consider dressing up like our best girl friend. She has that distinct look that differentiates herself from all of the normal people on campus. She has all of the intagibles for a great Halloween costume: snaggletooth, huge feet, three ears and two extra fingers on her right hand. She wears shell necklaces and jeans with flames on them. She frequently pees her pants and thinks that “Your Mom” jokes are still funny. On the weekends, you can typically find her climbing trees and throwing bananas at people walking past, while screaming, “Na-na Na-na Boo Boo, stick your head in Doo Doo.” Nothing says original costume quite like her, so run with the idea.
Last week’s Tweet O’ The Week #thatswhatshesaid winner was Brenna Finley! Brenna’s tweet was, “Whoa, I can’t stretch that way.”
This week’s Tweet O’ The Week is #yourdadmustbeproud. This weekend when you see someone dressed up with one of those “classic”
Halloween costumes such as an underdressed nurse, sailor, police officer, Cinderella, referee, “300″ Spartan, wrestler or pirate. When they are just clearly trying to show off their physical
features, because they think “their poop don’t stink,” please let us know. Tweet #yourdadmustbeproud at us, @RecordHashTags.